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I threatened to steal my friends identity to legally change his name to something funny. What name would you use? (lemmy.world)

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My current favorite is "Phillip Mypants"

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago (10 children)

The classics:

Mike Hawk
Mike Hunt
Ben Dover
Seymour Butts
Hugh Jass
Wayne King
Buster Hyman
Drew Peacock
Pat McRauch
Phil McCracken
Jack Mehoff
Richard Head
Anita Koch
Amanda Bone
Connie Lingus
Jenna Talia

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (8 children)

I remember a guy telling me that whenever a new woman started at work they'd phone her up say, "Is Mike there?" She'd say she was new & didn't know. "Oh, ok. Can you just stand up and call out if anyone's seen Mike? Last name Hunt." "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" Cue applause from the whole room.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Sounds like a great workplace.

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