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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (9 children)

That scene always had me like “damn elf, Frodo and Bilbo, two bumpkin ass hobbits didn’t let the ring fully control them, yet your holier than thou 1000 year old magical elf ass goes full asshole after being around it for 2 seconds? Y’all weak as fuck.”

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

Hobbit minds are too occupied with second breakfast.

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