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Don't be cap cuz you ain't bussin' the way he bussin'.
The fuck does don't be cap mean?
Cap is a reference to the façade that you can put over your teeth to make them look nice. Cap means fake, insincere; no cap means authentic, real, honest.
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Zoomers are whack yo
Zoomers are just another generation of humans the same as the last but with different circumstances upon arrival to earth. Can't really blame them for being born when they were, you'd be a Zoomer too if you were born then. Imagine being born and your mom is addicted to a fucking smartphone and barely pays attention to you and then when you're 4 she gives you her old phone so you'll shut the Fuck up and leave her and her phone alone. Like fuck that's some shit.
Zoomers aren’t that young, that’s Gen A
I was just using Millennial slang to highlight that non-boomers don’t understand their slang
whiggity whack or just regular type?
Dangerously close
Is that really what it means lmfao? Here I was thinking it was deep shit I was just to dumb or old to understand lolol