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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Is this an euphemism of both putting their penis out on the table?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What? No, literal guns. The hell?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Actual penises would probably be more normal...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

No that's "muh hog"