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Migrant Steals Occupational Injury From Hard-Working American (theonion.com)
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'It's like living in a school zone,' Says Rattled Secret Service Agent Protecting Trump (www.duffelblog.com)
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Trump Warns Immigrants Taking All The Good Vanity Plates (theonion.com)
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Employer Says It’s OK To Not Be OK But HR Will Probably Use You Not Being OK Against You (www.betootaadvocate.com)
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Al Qaeda Marks 9/11 Anniversary with Honor Flight to New York (www.duffelblog.com)
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How Trump Is Appealing To Women Voters (theonion.com)
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Country Musician Put Out of Work by AI Capable of Boot Licking Ten Times Faster (thehardtimes.net)
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Man Asserts Being Conservative Divorced Dad Whose Kids Won’t Speak to Him Anymore is The New Punk Rock (thehardtimes.net)
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Tim Walz Under Fire for Allegedly Inflating Bag Toss Score at Family BBQ in 1998 (thehardtimes.net)
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Baby Boomers Leave Entire $78.55 Trillion Fortune To Single Spoiled Pomeranian (theonion.com)
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subtitled screenshot of Walter Sobchak (John Goodman) in the 1998 film The Big Lebowski saying to Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski (Jeff Bridges) "Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers" as Donny Kerabatsos (Steve Buscemi) looks on

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Kamala Safe And In Stable Condition After Attempted Interview (babylonbee.com)
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9/11 Truther Questions Why There Were Two Huge Bullseyes Painted On Side Of Twin Towers (youtu.be)
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Cop Worried Illegal Immigrants Eating Neighborhood Dogs He Planned on Shooting (thehardtimes.net)
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The Onion Front Page: September 10, 2024 (theonion.com)
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https://theonion.com/todays-historic-front-page-september-10-2024/

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Trump Avoids Answering Hard Questions By Pretending He Shot In Ear Again (theonion.com)
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Kamala Harris Tells Donald Trump he Should Smile More (www.seahorseshoe.com)
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“He should smile more” said a beaming Kamala Harris. “He travels by private jet, won the Donald Trump golf trophy this year, and was the guest of honor in his January 6th fundraising gala. Yet all we see him do is scowl. You get more flies with honey than vinegar.”

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Air Force One Makes Emergency Landing at Dairy Queen (www.duffelblog.com)
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Cybertruck Owner Brags About High-Tech Pedal That Makes Vehicle Accelerate When Pressed (theonion.com)
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Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit (newsthump.com)
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'Trans People's Issues Alienate the Working Class,' Says Democrat Who's Never Met Either (reductress.com)
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Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying "Ew" (thehardtimes.net)
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Ezra Levant furious to discover he could have been getting money from Russia this whole time (www.thebeaverton.com)
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Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year (theonion.com)
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Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider (theonion.com)
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‘Woke media is harming our children psychologically’, insists man who is perfectly fine with them doing active shooter drills at elementary school (newsthump.com)
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