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Ligand deez deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
badposting
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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and thehre all just eepy tired lil gels guys and nbies 
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Maybe Chicago's a cool place? They did build this whole shrine to beanis.
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I wanted a "satchel" for school, and the lovely item I bought was named a "men's messenger bag". I've never heard that term before!
The differences between it and a "women's purse" (WP):
- It has a more comfortable shoulder strap than the dainty ones on WPs.
- Its morphology is pretty square. WPs have fewer right angles.
That's all I got so far.
I do prefer this style to WPs. It fits my look. I don't have a problem with style differences. I just think "men's purse" is a more accurate term; but I'm sure that name scared the American focus groups lol.
Well, maybe my bag is differentiated in that it can carry a laptop. Can WPs do that?
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On my ~~scrolling~~ research on Hexbear, I've come across some of the following abbrassive figures against reactionaries:
Tankiedesantski (as of now, has not returned a month after he tried to justify the nuclear bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, from a Chinese diaspora POV)
UlyssesT (awakened by Dirty Owl, still juiced up in his personal crusade against bazingabrains and Cali-cucks)
AlaskaBall (prolly making Lenin-esque dunk of the tailist CPUSA as we speak)
Polandisastateofmind (Lemmygradder, known for being the usual self-hating Pole and rightfully so)
RyanGosling (prolly Tankiedesantski's blood brother, in terms of VIBES, not necessarily political views)
frauddogg (stop changing display names, Lemmygradder, that being said, vehemently anti- 
and prolly BlackRedGuard's personal alt )
- Eric Blair
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Change of plans. The chuds have found the secret Hexbear base in Evergreen State College. Begin evacuation sequence.
(hexbear.net)
Take off every "Gayroller." 
You know what you doing. Move "Gayroller."
For great wokeness.
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Nearly 4 months ago, I created this badpost.
Now, I have a vegan partner and asked for her insight on this matter. This is her response.
I can never enjoy PPB again.
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This fucking asshole is to blame for all the federated fuckery we have to put up with. Think about it.
(hexbear.net)
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