Hyphlosion

OCTOPUS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

What if bikes DO have windows, but every time you’ve seen a bike, the windows were just rolled down?

I mean, I bet that person has fun testing the fences and finding out exactly where the line is.

But the miniature in the photo has a sign that says “Please do not touch.” So if all the miniatures had a sign like that, I don’t see what the problem would have been…

Yeah I’ll just starve myself. That’ll show ‘em!

Matilda’s Dad has entered the chat.

I found a pair of moon boots there once.

You don’t have to accept being called anything. Doesn’t have much use outside the Internet anyway.

You don’t say “That trans person over there” or “That cis chick over there” or “That gay dude over there.” You say their names. (Or “that person” if you don’t.)

Because no one is really going to care about my sexual orientation in a formal setting or when they come across me or another random person at the grocery store.

You can call me a leaf for all I care. We most likely won’t be seeing each other the next day anyway.

We usually call ‘em clankers.

For me, that would be the 3D Mario games (or any Mario game, really).

I have over 70 hours logged into Super Mario 3D-Stars, and that’s just the newer way I’ve played these games.

Behold, the real reason why Elon launched a car into space.

“naked undergarment”

Never heard that oxymoron before.