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Tho I must admit that I would never get that close to the surface with my bare hands while doing this.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As long as you're not bleeding or anything, you could safely jump in the water and swim with them!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

you could safely jump in the water and swim with them!

But I can't swim

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you could safely jump in the water ~~and swim~~ with them!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Well, they find out if they're a witch or not.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just don't bleed while drowning so you don't die.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Lifeguards hate this one trick

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

we have jaguar here too, they bite harder enough to have alligator in their diet :D, not that entering a lake would save you, they are great swimmers too

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Idk man

I don't think I'd want to risk being shredded alive the moment I scrape my toe on a rock

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

If you read the article, they're not so scary at all. Nothing but myth and legend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There it is, the fish we joke swims up your dick.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One zip tie could prevent that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Dickfish hate this one simple trick!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Men hate this one simple trick as well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

i can confirm my father and their brothers swam, probably every day, in a pond with piranhas, and i don't think they care to much to verify if they had injures

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Maybe because their piranhas are well fed? Try starving them then jump in.