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[–] [email protected] 167 points 5 days ago (7 children)

I worked with a guy who thought like this back in the 90s . He stank of Death.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I worked with a dude who used crystals instead of deodorant. He was a very talented musician so he was still always hanging with a beautiful woman. I loved his music but I couldn’t stand to be around him.

He had the personality of a dude who uses crystals for deo too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

So when you say "used crystals", what did he physically do with them to "use" them?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I always assumed he rubbed them on his pits. Now that you ask, maybe he carried them around or something.

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