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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

My eyes skipped right over the 0 yo part, and it was quite droll

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Illuminati confirmed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Powerthirst is also crystal meth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

has been eliminated

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pour it on yourself and you'll never have to work another day in your life

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Happy Threshold Day!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Glory to you... ^AND ^YOUR ^PASSWORD...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

"ingenuity is kill"
"no"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

And I will see my dream come alive at last

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Attack on Big Boy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

I saw George W. Bush at a grocery store in Kennebunkport yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Why are you so alarmed when I've gone to such trouble to look just like you?

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