Praetorian

Quantum physics proves the chance of this happening isn't 0. Maybe if they wait long enough?

Sure except air conditioning is not a right. It's a luxury.

As an American you don't have a right to universal healthcare and you're worried about air conditioning?

The dog is actually security in disguise.

Now he wants shareholders to give him stock as he demands 25% of ownership plus he wants 56 billion payout. Meanwhile he's firing whole departments.

Try plugging your phone on via the USB instead of a WiFi hotspot. It may not detect it as a hotspot.