JoShmoe

This thing is fucking cool. You don’t even need the button. It doubles as a fan if you put on the floor.

Aunt Tifa may be able to stir up a lot of shit by herself, but even she isn’t capable of all this.

That’s a completely different person

It is very common to hear girls use the term guys, and for people to address a mixed party as “guys”

I only use this when I’m chasing away kids

X has apparently banned this ahole.

I suppose corn syrup has a unique feel to it.

Oh man, now you’re just gonna have to make something fresh to snack on. Bummer

Despite their wasted efforts, it just doesn’t matter. Circumventing all this is still too easy. Only the impatient are doomed.

Pepe The Frog

Classic my dog ate my homework excuse.

Its a new day, but it all feels old. Its the good life, that’s what I’m told. But everything it all just feels the same.

• Good Charlotte