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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is the least attracted to loose women I've ever been. I hate you, OP.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reminds you too much of your own mom?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Too much of things recently learned about my mom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

OP's mom looks like that?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why they talkin about my moms?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Sounds like ur dad is the gigaslut

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Legit? I joke about my mom being a ho, but my dad, holy shit.

He was always faithful within the rules of their marriage, but in his younger days, and after they divorced? Dude was a man ho to a good extent. More so post divorce, since his younger days were pre sexual revolution, but I know people he grew up with, and he definitely was not a paragon of chastity at all.

He also did a stint between his two marriages where he was leaving tracks all over three counties.

I kid you not, I did home health for most of my working years, and I lost count of how many women (and a few men) would get "that look" when someone would ask which branch of the families that share my surname I was from, and I'd tell them. They'd ask if I knew him, and I'd say he was my dad, and that look, with blushes and some smiles would pop up.

I've actually met plenty of his post divorce partners, since we've shared housing for a long time now. And he would sometimes come home with multiple. One night, the guy showed up with three women, another guy, and a bag from the drug store full of condoms.

Shit. He was only maybe five years older than me at that time. Older than I am now.

We joke about there being some hidden siblings for me and my sister, but he was too careful for that.

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

This sounds great (as someone sorta into this) until you realize that youre probably also someone shell just fuck and then leave. Also if every woman and or man would be like this it wouldnt be special and you wouldnt look up to it soo... yeah

Edit: after seeingnother peoples replies it seems like sex is a much less significant thing for the average person than for me. I guess this also promted people to downvote my comment but i guess thats a thing now, if your opinion differs you downvote. Respect to the people who actually share their opinion instead of doing that.

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