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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

The contents of this fridge are disturbing. Dry oatmeal? Goo gone?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My first thought, too. I was wondering if I have been storing my Goo Gone wrong.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I always thought it tasted better chilled.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I want some of that extra creamy redd wi

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

you cook the oatmeal in milk and water, then use goo gone to dry it out again. rinse and repeat

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

add 1 rice grain to see what happens

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Rice is good when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I used to like rice. I still do, but I used to, too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

5/7. Which is a perfect score.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I'm confused whats going on down there. My belt prevents my pants from sliding off but my pants have belt loops to revent my belt from sliding off. Who's the real hero here?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Why is goo gone in the fridge?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure I want to eat anything in that fridge

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Seems to be working I don’t see any goo in there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

To keep the goo out

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I still need to hear someone who eats other people’s lunch try to defend themselves

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a poison tester for the king Kurlakobec the Third.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like your workplace has some abusive power dynamics… You deserve better

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I say these lobsters and wine are poisoned and then take them home. Autocracy breeds some useful forms of corruption as lifehacks. On the flipside, I can put snort on their dinner and say it's okay to keep my karma balanced.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You should have labelled it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Did you mistake my sandwich for your own sandwich with a moist maker?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Is that Moo Goo Gone sauce in the back?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

#unexpectedRimworld

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a compulsion to grab a marker and change one of those numbers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

No reason to actually take anything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'd go out of my way to make that 8 shrimp just for shits and giggles

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

At least their coworkers know who the vampire is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Well now you have 7 shrimp and 4,635 rice.

You'll never take me alive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Why does this meme get reposted so much? I feel like I’ve seen it 4,639 times at this point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Someone works with a vampire. Source.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Hmmm. Is that the East side breakroom?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rice is great when your not very hungry but you want a thousand of something. ~ Stephen Wright

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cursory internet search says your right. I sware I read it on one of Stephen's one liner dumps. Doesn't mean that I'm remembering correctly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Why you do mitch like that...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

and lots of tasty styrofoam bits for extra seasoning

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You store dry oatmeal in the fridge????? Why???????????

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because even though it's technically shelf stable it'll keep longer if refrigerated.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Bruh how long are you keeping your oat meal?

You’ll finish it long before it goes bad unless you’re eating it at a snails pace.