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Băga-mi-aș pula-n coliva mă-tii de să-mi sară coaiele din bomboană-n bomboană
This is a highly niche one in my native language as well, as one must also know what is colivă - it's basically a desert that we eat at funerals with m&m-sized candies in it as well. So it roughly translates let me stick my dick in your mother's coliva so hard that my balls jump from candy to candy
"Te falta una patata para el kilo" (in Spanish)
English: "You're missing one potato for the kilo."
When you want to call someone a fool or an idiot, you question if they're in their right mind, if they use their head before speaking or doing something.
Greetings from Poland.
"bambaryła" - someone who is very silly. Also: someone who is very fat. A little old-fashioned.
Word: Muji
In Devnagari (Nepali): मुजी
Meaning: A woman's pubic hair
In sentence: तँ मुजीको गाला फुट्नेगरी पड्काउॅछु।
Translation: I'll slap the living crap out of you muji.
Makes me look at this differently now
Every Nepalese person living abroad spams this brand's store on their Instagram lol.
Even the brand's social media posts are filled with Nepalese people having a jolly good time.
If you want to say that you don't care about something (as in: "I don't give a fuck"), in Serbian you would say: "My dick hurts". And that's an expression you'll hear almost daily. A less used variant of that, but still legit is: "My balls are beeping".
While not insulting, I'll throw in our way to say: "I'm/You're fucked". It's: "Jebao sam/si ježa u leđa", which means: "I/You fucked a hedgehog in the back"
Here are a few Austrian ones:
"Häferl" (Cup): someone with anger management issues
"Du rüttelst am Watschenbaum" (You are shaking the slap tree): I'm close to deliver the fruit of said tree to you.
"Ohrwaschlkaktus" (Ear cactus): Someone with large, protruding ears
"Saubauch" (Hog belly): A way of telling someone that they are fat and dumb at the same time. But in a nice way.
"Enculeur de poules mortes" which basically means dead chicken fucker. It's translatable but sounds so much better in french.
Something about how fancy French sounds, juxtaposed with how vulgar the insult is, that makes it stick.
Like a guy in a tuxedo, but with his junk out
In English it's more like a guy at Walmart in sweatpants with his junk out; not that shocking
I knew about "enculeurs de mouches", or fly fucker, that is said about a person that is way too picky about useless details
Pannekoek.
You figure it out.
Tiny cock?
pancake, because flat and without real content. Plus, it just sounds good.
Altough it's more like a "gypsy curse", but there's one that translates to sth like "I wish you'll having ten rings but none fingers"
If you rotate a 3 clockwise it becomes a pair of balls
We have something similar to "fuck your house". "Fuck your couch" is a popular insult in American English thanks to Rick James and The Chappele Show. Still, "fuck your house" is more extreme because I guess it includes the couch, too.
Those are all amazing insults that you listed, btw.
"mange tes morts" in french, can be translated to "eat your deads" which is like go fuck yourself
Gea mor net af die Kondl. "Don't step on my milk jug". You're annoying me and you better shut up or go away.
Konnsch mor in Buggl oirutschn. "You can slide down my back". I don't give a fuck.
German dialect from Tyrol.
That's not exact:
And in the theme of insults from Spain, a loaded one is also: Me cago en tu puta madre = I shit on your fucking mother / I shit on your whore mother
See, the thing with "puta/puto" is that it literally means "whore", but it's used to empathize cursings just like "fucking" is used in english. We're even misusing it by putting it before verbs, imitating it's use in english.
Oh, I've several. Irish people love a good curse.
Go mbrise an diabhal do dhá chois May the devil break your legs
Go ndéana an diabhal dréimire do chnámh do dhroma May the devil make a ladder out of your spine
Go n-imí an droch aimsir leat That the bad weather leaves with you
Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat May the cat eat you and may the devil eat the cat
And my personal favourite: Lá breá ag do chairde, dod adhlacadh May your friends have a fine day, burying you