this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Add to this that the child is also made entirely of rubber and could easily withstand the train's impact and experience no measurable hardship. However, the impact of Superman halting the train caused wreckage to fly all over the place and damage the surrounding infrastructure.... which in this case is a metaphor for literal fucking infrastructure.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

You are a poet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

And killed the driver (who I think is called and engineer but I'm not sure and I'm not going to look it up because I don't feel like but even though it would take me less time to actually check than to write this explanation but to hell with it) who represents the middle class.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Also add that the child is slipping a stack of Benjamins into Supermans trunks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Honestly switching the places of the boy and Superman would probably work.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not pictured: The carnage inside the train as the masses of regular taxplayers get thrown around in the process of protecting the wealthy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nor the small boy giving superman a fat stack of cash

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's not even a fat stack

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

At this point I think we're more like the railroad ties that Superman is bulldosing through.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Why didn't Superman just grab the child and fly away?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Superman had no idea there was child there, he just wanted to fuck up a train.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the trolley problem. Picking up a kid in time to beat a speeding train would just snap his little neck. Stopping a speeding train to save the little boy would most likely kill anyone on board.

This scenario indicates superman would rather kill a train full of people, rather than having witnesses see him sit idle as a child removes himself from the gene pool.

My hypothesis is that this is the child of Lex Luther, or possibly a clone. He's literally playing on train train tracks, baiting super man into a win-less scenario via the trolley problem. It's the perfect scheme to slowly make him question the consequences of all his actions and eventually his entire purpose.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He was feeling a bit Hancock that day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Where is my Bourbon?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The train was carrying electric sharing kick scooters to be deployed into metropolis and Superman wasn't about to let it happen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Because it's an Amtrak.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idiots at work. It would be easier to get the kid off the track than to stop an entire train.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Moreover, that conductor is going to die, no question.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Superheroes protecting the status quo. How innovative

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could switch "politicians" for "mouth breathers that make $30k but assume they could be a billionaire any day now if they play their cards right"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

To be fair, if you play cards right you can make a lot of money. Poker tounament players do get sponsors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

they are the same people