I'm going to say "I hope we don't get off on the wrong foot" and then they're going to ask me to leave.
this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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Either that or you'll be sole-mates.
Bravo. This is a great joke that I will never have the right context to repeat...
Life is cruel like that.
If the hotness is high, I will comply.
Bang them against the toe
What's wrong babe. You look sore?
I banged my toe SUPER HARD last night
It would be rude not to
People with foot fetish: ｡◕‿◕｡
Idk man I like feet and this is... unappealing
Put an eye on each big toe and you have a spider!
...brb, gonna paint my toenails.
I'm gonna put my foot up your ass 😏
I’d think the bed was ugly, but I wouldn’t say a damn thing. I’d just use those big toes for leverage.
At that point aren't you playing footsie with the bed?
Hey, I’m down with a threesome
Have demented sex
The best kind of sex!
Then we are gunna do the bad thang on the good foot.
I would feel defeeted
Obviously I would look past all the positive attributes my crush has and never see them again. Following my retreat I would then begin to evaluate everyone elses taste while placing my own above them. Naturally, they would all fall short aswell and I will seclude myself entirely. Then I will become frustrated that I have no strong connections with anyone because they are beneath me and no one understands my greatness.
All because I couldn't see that that bed was funky and cool in a weird way.
I want to leave, but the doors are already sealed. Suddenly I hear a faint voice next to my ear: "Take off your socks"
... it's Shia LeBeouf!!
Why would have you a crush on Quagmire?!
First I sit at the foot of the foot bed.
It’s a little bothersome that be toes don’t touch the ground
I'd get real anxious about not having had time to tidy up my toenails.
This guy knows what's up.
If they're a podiatrist, it might be ok
apologize. not everyone's kinks are universal and feet aren't my thing, and my feet lol... sometimes they're well groomed but on average tend toward goblin toes.
I like the first pic where it's in an empty office space.
It's kind of sinister there
"For sale, office foot bed, lightly used"
I would just cum. We would all do it, don't lie.
If I was red foreman I’d ask if they ever shoved a foot up their ass.
I'm frog leaping the big toes for a grand entrance.
I guess I'm getting a footjob, idk
Maybe discuss that it's anatomically questionable, the testosterone morphism of the toe lengths aside it also has all toes curled except for the big toe: despite having very capable feet myself I cannot do that and I'm not sure other people can.
Funny, I can easily do that and assumed everyone could
same. ugly feet but prehensile toes are handy for picking shit up.
I'm not sure other people can.
Can confirm that some people can, also allows for a way stronger pinch than with fingers.
There's a song about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-O4FzoG68g
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In a word, "sploosh"