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See, a true slut isn't limited to one partner at a time though, assuming a conventional functional set of anus, vagina, and mouth. If you also allow hands to count for slutification, then you could have as many as five at once.
So, you could triple your numbers and get there in a reasonable period of time
The technologies required to deal with the logistical challenge of moving five men into position every ten seconds would be impressive. That would be 108,000 men entering and leaving the fucking area on a regular rotation for sixty hours a week, plus they're already all pricked up and lubed.
This doesn't even account for the philosophical aspect which is that, does merely penetrating for ten seconds max and skedaddling really constitute of a proper, quantifiable fuck? And if that is already dubious, the grounds for the ten-second handy are even shakier. New disciplines of philosophy would have to be erected (heh) to tackle such a quandry.
Speaking to your second point, is it slutty to jerk off someone you don't know, regardless of the duration? I say yes.
Of course the idiot is a 4chaner