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You could have one of those moving sidewalk conveyors, could probably get one going by every 5 seconds or so. I don't think you have to actually fuck to be a slut, a whore yes, but not a slut.
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We need the Factorio pros to get in on this.
microtopia is a cute spin on the classic factory game where instead of belts and inserters you have little ants that do all the work of moving things between places, harvesting resources and operating machines, so what I'm saying is that if any of these men want to share in the glory of facilitating the first gigaslut in our history then they better do it with their own two legs (or one, or none).
in the game this is done through pheromone trails, and i do think in real life something similar could be achieved if you just follow the smell.