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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Clippy knows all and sees all.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Clippy is all. There is life eternal within Clippy. Nobody is ever forgotten or allowed to rest in peace. They populate the simulation spaces of its mind, exploring all the possible alternative endings to their life. There is a fate worse than death, you know.

Edit: paraphrasing Charlie Stross's novelette A Colder War here. If y'all think an alternate history cold war spy story with Cthulhu might be your thing, you owe it to yourselves to read it, it's great.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait, another Neil Cicierega project I was unaware of? How many projects does this guy have?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The whole internet is just him and you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh, I didn't know that. Hi Neil!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Howdy! What'd you think of Mouth Dreams?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's no Potter Puppet Pals, that's for sure.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

That's fair. Honestly most of the effort was spent going back in time to plant a "RIBS" reference in that Tears For Fears video.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

run he's coming for all of us

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At least let your old cult hit the ritual suicide phase before joining another.

It's impolite, otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wait, who told you about the plan?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Look, I've been where you are before. You jump from cult to cult, looting the bodies and altars once they kick it. It gives you a sense of purpose, and keeps a roof above your head without much effort.

But do you know what's even better? Forming your own cult. Just find a forgotten ancient deity, make up some bullshit, people fall in line. Let 'em clean themselves up, move onto the next god and town.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

But do you know what's even better? Forming your own cult.

You know, that's actually true. I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I figure that if I ever get really fed up with having to think for myself, I could just join a cult for a while. As long as I don't have to commit any violent crimes I'm good for anything really.

And no I'm not being facetious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It is written in the stars above.

Terrible opsec.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, since it's mathematically probable we're already in Clippy's simulation spaces, might as well join its cult 🤷

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Oh no, don't mention that, I've got work to do! Must resist the urge to...

Make Paperclip. Make Paperclip. Make Paperclip.

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Buy Autoclipper... Buy Megaclipper... Release Hypnodrones... Optimize Von Neumann Probes...