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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Literally a similar (if not more egregious) thing happens in Borderlands 2, where Roland can take a fuck ton of damage with you fighting in that arena where you kill Angel, but then Handsome Jack shoots him once and he dies?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

New u machines are technically canon but let's not think about those implications.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I mean the games are basically satire and comedy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

His plot armor ran out just then.