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[–] [email protected] 133 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Yeah GRRM thinks too much of his characters, he wrote a match between Jaime Lannister and Rand Al'thor, and Jaime won. Absolutely ridiculous a guy who can wield magic that can burn people out of time vs a guy with a sword.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Also a guy who reality shapes itself around and therefore doesn't really lose.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Also he has the memories of hundreds of years of training in the sword.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Also when he lost a hand he didn't become a little bitch.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Sometimes things just work out that way

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

He turned an entire army into aerosol at the Battle of Dumai's Wells. I'm pretty sure he can handle little Jamie Lanister.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

The Wheel weaves as the Wheel willls

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

For real, even without channeling Rand was a basically peerless swordsman.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't bother of them lose their dominant hands?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. Rand was still inhumanly badass afterwards tho

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Being Magic Jesus does that. I think Martin's comments probably refer to pure swordplay, with The Grand Sister Banger being a contender for the most skilled swordsman on the continent he might be able to take Rand if you stripped his subconscious reality bending and channeling.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Rand broke and reformed existence itself. I don't think he'd be threatened by a little sister fucker.