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[–] [email protected] 103 points 8 months ago (3 children)

That's not an insult it's a curse

Insult:

Your elevator doesn't quite go all the way up.

You have all the creativity and emotional intelligence of a manager

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (2 children)

One that I like that is also a curse rather than an insult is "I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

May your children grow up to be like the politicians you voted for.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

No! Don't inflict them on the rest of us!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You fight like a dairy farmer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

(because someone had to)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

And you fight like a hen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I don't get what that's supposed to mean... Wouldn't dairy farmers tend to be more jacked than average?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Your elevator doesn't quite go all the way up.

NEITHER DOES YOUR DICK! YOOOOOOOOOOO!

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